Rolls or Bentley?

"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01) 02/07/2016 at 15:45 • Filed to: None

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Wrote this in May 2009:

This is a Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe. It costs a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Eddie Murphy has one, and so does Beckham. You can get yours with a brushed stainless steel hood and teak on the back, like a fine yacht.

And as sure as night follows day, some philistine has fucked one up.

And who do you suppose is the author of this fuckery? Meet !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! :

Gawker:

To be sure there’s plenty of competition for [the title of World’s Richest Asshole], but we think Germany’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (above) has a pretty clear shot at it. Born Marcus Eberhardt in 1969, he started out as a butcher, went into the brothel business, did some time for tax evasion and human trafficking, then bought himself a title (from Zsa Zsa Gabor’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ): Prinz von Anhalt, Herzog zu Sachsen und Westfalen, Graf von Askanien. Now the SOB’s latest stunt is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in this Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe covered in a Louis Vuitton multicolored monogram print.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! this assault on good taste is roughly on par with Paris Hilton’s Pepto Bismol Bentley:

I disagree - I’d rather be seen in the Roller than in what’s left of that Bentley. But driving either one would be sheer torture.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Steve in Manhattan 02/07/2016 at 16:43

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That dude’s face is more red than a tomato lol

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan 02/07/2016 at 16:44

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I’ll take a Paseo

PatBateman > Steve in Manhattan 02/07/2016 at 16:58

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I'd take a Ghost.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/07/2016 at 17:31

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Holy crap, I’d forgotten those existed. Considered a test drive in 1991, when I bought my CRX Si - ultimately didn’t bother.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan 02/07/2016 at 17:32

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They’re not bad! But I would somehow prefer a Tercel CE coupe.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/07/2016 at 17:49

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I think my reasoning at the time was that, if I was going to buy something boring, I’d get a Civic AWD wagon or another Camry wagon 5M (had an ‘88 at that point).

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > Steve in Manhattan 02/07/2016 at 23:34

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Hmm A Wrap? But I would rock the Pepto Bent also.

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > Burn-Spaz1966-Burn 02/07/2016 at 23:36

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Top speed test. Reno,Nevada and then wagons East!

Steve in Manhattan > Burn-Spaz1966-Burn 02/08/2016 at 00:22

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But go very fast so no one would see you ....